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Five MM Hats or little goliards -  Shockingly good! Not to be missed.

Four MM Hats or little goliards - Top Notch

Three MM Hats or little goliards -  About what you'd expect from something like this

  Two Prone Businessmen or little goliards - Even worse than you would have thought

One Prone Businessman or little goliards - Abysmal


Five prone goliards - An excellent, and most likely, succulent repast

Four prone goliards - Above average. A Legitimate and decent fare

Three prone goliards - Sustenance without insult or pain. Tolerable.

Two prone goliards - Low grade dog food with little to recommend it save nutritional value or location.

A sole prone goliard - Akin to toilet water

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