Five MM Hats or little goliards - Shockingly good! Not to be missed.
Four MM Hats or little goliards - Top Notch
Three MM Hats or little goliards - About what you'd expect from something
Two Prone Businessmen or little goliards - Even worse than you would have thought
One Prone Businessman or little goliards - Abysmal
Five prone goliards - An excellent, and most likely, succulent
Four prone goliards - Above average. A Legitimate and decent fare
Three prone goliards - Sustenance without insult or pain. Tolerable.
Two prone goliards - Low grade
with little to recommend it save nutritional value or location.
A sole prone goliard - Akin to toilet water