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Blade II


The MM - "No wonder the Soviets got there asses out of Prague! The Czech nightlife is so violent. People are dying by the dozens. Not to worry, this guy that looks a lot like Wesley Snipes (that guy who used to be an ok actor) solves the problem by exterminating even more people... or are they vampires? Or reapers? It doesn't matter because all except Blade are cut down. Remember the need for a sequel. No matter how bad the movie was."



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